Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!
For shame! The two of you look really attractive in your maid outfits- in, uh, my objective scientific opinion based on decades of research of what the average demon is attracted towards, that is!
Ah, I see you have not heard the news! From yesterday, the new official outfit for Janitors is a maid outfit! In fact, I will simply be rolling the two positions into one, due to the large overlap in required experience and duties! Sorry, not sorry!
No I'm leaving. You can fuck her yourself and then fuck yourself. I'm not giving up fucking liquor and games all day just to be one of your fetishized incest subjects.
I never said maids are not allowed to consume liquor and play video games! In fact, plentiful liquor should be encouraged nowadays, as it would provide more data towards one of my other experiments currently running in parallel!
I'm sure we can settle on a compromise! You will fuck your sister, whilst she is dressed as a maid! And in exchange, you shall get as much liquor and ancient strategy games as you desire!
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Oh right I forgot you don't know how to throw a punch
I can crush a grown demon's skull with one hand thanks to my top of the line bionic prosthetics!
only after they died from your cronies because you cant fight
Ha! How would I seize control of Hell if I didn't knew how to fight?
you got lucky
Ha! I think you are just jealous of my impeccable combat skills because I am a woman!
no its just that those arms aint shit
I could and would kill you with my bare hands if given the chance!
thats intresting thing to say for someone in punching distance
Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!
Yeah good luck with that shit, there's no way in hell that I'm fucking my sister for your damn research.
For shame! The two of you look really attractive in your maid outfits- in, uh, my objective scientific opinion based on decades of research of what the average demon is attracted towards, that is!
...are you fucking kidding me? If I don't fuck my sister you'll turn me into one of your maids? I'm already the goddamn janitor of Hell!
Ah, I see you have not heard the news! From yesterday, the new official outfit for Janitors is a maid outfit! In fact, I will simply be rolling the two positions into one, due to the large overlap in required experience and duties! Sorry, not sorry!
You just made that up. And I am not doing this maid fetish shit for you, I'll just fucking leave.
You have to! Because I am simply not going to let you leave.
And it's NOT a fetish! It is a requirement of the scientific method!
No I'm leaving. You can fuck her yourself and then fuck yourself. I'm not giving up fucking liquor and games all day just to be one of your fetishized incest subjects.
bitch cant even comprehend what im doing
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I never said maids are not allowed to consume liquor and play video games! In fact, plentiful liquor should be encouraged nowadays, as it would provide more data towards one of my other experiments currently running in parallel!
I'm still not wearing that goddamn maid outfit.
But why not?
becuase its cringe
It's not comfortable. And you're the one I'd be wearing it for. I'm not down with that.
You'd be wearing it for nobody but Science and Progress! I'm sure you can stand a few centuries of mild discomfort for the benefit of us all!
You get one or the other. Maid outfit, or me fucking my sister. Which fetish is more important to you?
I'm sure we can settle on a compromise! You will fuck your sister, whilst she is dressed as a maid! And in exchange, you shall get as much liquor and ancient strategy games as you desire!
Fucking fine, but I need to be drunk as fuck for this shit.
An astounding success! Thank you for your cooperation!
Yeah yeah. What's up with you and this incest kink anyway? Just go fuck Michael for all I really care.
I am conducting an excessive research projects on all of mankind's kinks! Like maid outfits! Or incest! Or nuns!
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